Entrez. (Enter.)
Superintendent-General, I am Zenigata from Japan.
I've come all this way.
Is it true that Lupin is hiding in a suburb of Paris?
Uh, oui. (Yes.)
Thank goodness! I am on my way to arrest him.
- No arresting.
- What?
I heard he is a grandson of Arsene Lupin,
the most intelligent and charming thief
France has ever produced.
Well, yes, but...
It is absolutely outrageous
that Japanese police
are trying to arrest such a national treasure.
It is against the United Nations Charter!
Huh?
The President said so on the phone.
Impossible!
You are unaware of what's happening in our country.
He is now quite popular.
It's now a popularity contest between Alain Delon and Lupin the Third.
For God's sake!
Because of that,
I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave now.
Thanks for your hard work.
Well...
Ouch! Shoot! Ouch...
This should at least bring Pops to his senses.
Mentioning the President was going a little far, don't you think?
Lupin.
Damn! This is too much! Too much!
Don't they know the consequences of leaving that devil alone?
That monkey-faced womanizer!
No matter what the President says,
I may have to violate the UN Charter.
That's right.
There is only one thing I should do:
Catch him!
Like this!
Oops! Damn!
Damn. What?
Shoot! What?
Damn!
Fujiko Mine! And with Alain Delon!
No... Devil!
It's Lupin!
Wait!
Stop! Hold it and get out of the car!
Hey! What are you doing?
Lupin!
Damn!
Stop!
Stop! Hold it. Get out of the car!
Stop!
Hold it and get out!
"A Witch in the Fourth Dimension" (Daiyojigen No Majo)
It can't be...
Fujiko's dating Alain Delon? Gotta be just a rumor.
- One more move and you lose.
- What?
Oh, I see.
10 seconds, 9 seconds,
8, 7,
6,
- 5,
- Wait! Wait a second.
Got it! Here.
You lost.
I'm telling you,
this knight goes not here, but here.
Please!
No waiting.
I'm begging you.
Beahhh!
All right. What the hell!
You look like a monster jellyfish!
- Ouch! Let go. - Stop it. Just because you lost...
doesn't mean you can resort to violence.
Hey! Damn! You monster jellyfish UFO!
Are you giving in?
You turned a machine into scrap metal again, Lupin?
You haven't seen Fujiko for a while,
so you're throwing a tantrum.
It's annoying!
- Hello, everybody. How are you? - Huh?
This is Fujiko. Is Lupin there?
Hold on a second.
Goemon.
I don't know what to do.
- The woman?
- Yeah.
Just hearing her voice, he'll jump out the window.
Yahoo!
See?
What?
Pops, you look terrible.
Stop. Hold it and get out!
Stop. Hold it!
Hold up and get out.
Ouch!
Hold up and...
You know where the long, boot-shaped country is, don't you?
At the tip of the boot,
there is a tiny town called "Ledgeo."
35 Ministlone Street, Ledgeo.
At the tip of the boot, right?
Listen. I am not alone.
A friend is with me.
He says he wants to give you some tests.
- Tests?
- Yes.
If I pass it, no matter what,
you and I will go on a honeymoon,
to the moon, right?
What if I don't pass?
I'm sorry, but then you would die.
All right.
Try your guns or arrows. It doesn't matter!
Here he comes!
No sweat! Bullet-proof glass and body!
No problem, unless you use a bazooka.
Oh, no! I was just kidding!
- We got him! - We got him!
No way.
You bastards!
Fujiko, dear.
You've come, Lupin.
Sure I have!
Such tests are a piece of cake.
Well, it's a promise. Smooch!
Huh? What?
Wow! Oh, no! Whoa!
My hand goes through you.
Fujiko!
Whoa! What? What? What?
It was a 3-D projection. I'm Bujiko Mine.
Bujiko... Mine?
That's right. Fujiko's aunt!
It's a lie.
Why is that?
A relative of such a beauty can't be this ug...
Shut up!
Thousands of men have lost their lives
by finishing that sentence.
That's all right. It's between you and me.
But when Fujiko gets older,
she'll get bigger, just like me.
It's in our genes.
By the way, I like you. You've done very well.
Where is the real, beautiful Fujiko?
My, you are rude!
But didn't I pass your test?
I was testing the water.
Even a kid would get a second or third test...
If you wanted my help, you should have just asked.
It's unforgivable to use Fujiko as bait,
even if you are her relative!
Watch your mouth!
Whoa! What?
I believe that Rommel's treasure is in here.
Rommel?
Aye-yi-yi!
What? What's wrong?
You're suddenly quiet.
Tutankhamen's Curse.
What is it? My goodness. This kid is actually frightened.
You heard me right.
The treasure is said to be worth $100 million.
Let's split it between us!
I never imagined...
- All right? - Sorry. Let me go!
- You must be kidding!
- You're not going anywhere!
Aye-yi-yi! Aye-yi-yi!
Ouch!
Are you in, Lupin?
I'm definitely out!
What? What?
Don't be so stubborn.
$100 million isn't so bad.
But, very unpleasant things are drawn
on that piece of paper.
What are they?
Eagles, fish and snakes!
35 years ago, the northern African deserts were battlefields.
The Commander-in-Chief of the Allied Forces was Montgomery.
Commanding the African Corp was "The Desert Fox,"
Marshal Rommel.
This is him.
What a handsome guy!
It seems that after the defeat at El-Alamein,
Rommel buried gold bars
worth $100 million somewhere out in the desert.
Rommel's staff left a note written in ancient hieroglyphics
telling where the treasure was hidden.
Hmm.
So, this is the note.
Then why don't I decode it?
- I'm counting on you, Lupin.
- Fujiko! Do something!
Unbelievable.
I wonder why he's following that ug...
- Ugly lady's directions?
- Yeah.
Fujiko has come to check your progress.
Are you done?
This test seems to be difficult...
I'll be by your side for motivation.
That makes me happy!
You're too irresistible! Whoa!
Aye-yi-yi! Transparent again!
I don't like this at all!
The heck with this!
Unless you are done by tomorrow,
those guys will get rid of you.
Don't go, Fujiko!
Hey! If you want to go out with Fujiko,
hurry up and finish your work!
Let's see... Drudge, drudge, drudge.
Lupin.
They say that they can't wait any longer.
"Time's up," they say.
The heck with Fujiko! I am a man.
My goodness.
Fujiko, Fuji...
First, Mount Fuji. Second, the hawk.
Third, the eggplant.
I've got it! Yahoo!
Ugh!
All women are destined to end up like that.
Hey, Lupin. Take my advice, and give up Fujiko.
So, what's written in the snake and fish letter?
The sea hawk is grabbing the big sphinx's tail.
What? The sea hawk is grabbing the big sphinx's tail?
What does that mean?
Once you realize "a hawk of the sea"
is the Falcon of Malta, the rest is easy.
The Falcon of Malta is, you know,
the ruins of Rome sunk underwater.
The Maltese Island was a logistics base during the war.
U-boats were using the ruins as a secret code.
For Rommel, the sea hawk meant only this.
So, what does that mean?
When a dog's nose points to the west, its tail points to the east. Right, old lady?
Huh?
Now I get it.
Thanks.
Go ahead, guys!
What?
What do you think you're doing?
I'll spare your lives. Now, jump in!
Damn! You betrayed us!
You have a dirty mouth.
As a gangster, you should say something more witty, like...
"Thank you very much," or "I learned a lesson."
Don't! For now, let's do what she says.
- No! - No!
How come?
I don't like this woman.
You...
Hag!
Hag the size of a tank!
Well, I've finally said it.
Dummy! It's risky to say that.
It's all right. It's all right. I'll keep it between us.
Jump in on the count of three, or we'll turn you into a beehive.
One!
Two!
Hag! Fat! Hag tank!
Flabby Fattso!
Damn! Fire! Fire!
Ms. Bujiko, stay safe!
I won't forget this!
The Falcon of Malta is biting the Sphinx's tail in El Giza.
That's where the garden of the devil is.
The garden of the devil?
It's the battlefield of El-Alamein.
Rommel named a base "Garden of the Devil"?
There!
Huh?
We've found them!
Hey, you're late.
Bujiko Mine.
You finally dug them out for me.
Yeah.
There it is, as you can see.
Ok, then. I'll be taking them now.
Hey, guys! Hurry up and get the treasure!
Oh, no. Don't run so fast!
The remains of Rommel's trench runs deep.
The bottom is crawling with scorpions.
I, I was...
It was a nice game.
The test is now over.
Let's divide it equally into quarters.
Quarters?
- Yes, that's fine.
- No objection.
Here.
How about you, Fujiko dear?
Fine with me.
Then the case is closed.
With that traditional outfit,
Nezumi Kozo the 4th took Goemon onto his team,
and challenged me to a competition of thievery.
He has some grudge against my grandfather!
I don't know such old stories!
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